You know you're in Asia...

...when you get to immigration and they stick something shiny in your passport, thank you visa people,was looking forward to getting an extra one.
.... when you go to the toilet and you refuse to queue for the squat one, making doing a wee a longer process.
... when there's a massive sticker in the bathroom mirror reminding you to wash your hands after you use the toilet (like I needed to know that!).

Now let's get on to the real stuff: amazing food and cheap massages! Falling in love with Bali already (pity it's humid and raining!!)